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Once dubbed a \u201cwonder bra for the human spirit\u201d, I’m your basic complicated simple red dirt girl fluent only in English and Southern, Charming and Cranky. I feel most beautiful when wearing earrings that\u00a0dangle and skirts that caper, and I adore softly frayed edges, heart-shaped rocks, and galoshes. I write, I stitch, I perform, I photograph. Cloth is my bones, stories my blood, laughter my oxygen, & photos my floss. Once dubbed a \u201cwonder bra for the human spirit\u201d, I’m your basic complicated simple red dirt girl fluent only in English and Southern, Charming and Cranky. I feel most beautiful when wearing earrings that\u00a0dangle and skirts that caper, and I adore softly frayed edges, heart-shaped rocks, and galoshes. I write, I stitch, I perform, I photograph. Cloth is my bones, stories my blood, laughter my oxygen, & photos my floss. Married long enough that the mere mention of my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":47,"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":169,"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15\/revisions\/169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.whollyjeanne.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nMarried long enough that the mere mention of my wedding anniversary sparks applause, I’ve survived two teenagers, a Cesarean delivery without anesthesia, a mugging on the sidewalks of New York, hanging wallpaper with my husband, and Christmas, 1993. Though I’ve received many awards and honors for my work as a professional speaker and community volunteer, I’m most proud of the fact that I never, ever had to attend a PTA meeting under an assumed name.
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